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the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

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vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

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eponinevonschweetz:

castielofasgard:

Lost it at the birds one!

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flyingdinosaur:

the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive

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